Dream #1: Finding bathrooms

I went to the supermarket to buy vegetarian wraps but they were no longer producing them. I was disappointed. I was offered something else that looked like the veggie wrap mix, but was sweet and on a stick. I agreed to take it despite my disappointment. I was with Jérémy my partner (entrepreneur, receptivity, gentleness, attention deficit disorder, lack of anchoring of values, lack of commitment) in a Uguru meeting (American group for web entrepreneurs) in Quebec in a large room. I sat down before him, while he did something else. I came across a man who was a spiritual massage therapist that I knew. I was happy to see him. He started giving me a massage to loosen my upper back and right shoulder. I had my right arm in the air. Jérémy arrived and seemed surprised that I was getting a massage; I clarified that the man was a massage therapist. Jérémy told me that the man was no longer a massage therapist, that he now worked in an office. I checked with the man; he told me he was still working as a massage therapist part-time. Steve Jobs attended the event. I had a change of clothes with me and was looking for a bathroom to change into. Jérémy went to the bathroom before me, when he came back it was my turn. I left the room and went outside. There were arrows that indicated the direction. I walked through several buildings before finding a bathroom. I went back to the supermarket. I was walking in stockings because I had left my shoes in the conference room. I saw two other men walking in stockings. The first bathroom I found was in a hallway; there was a bidet and sink in public with no privacy. I finally found one in another building. I found it at the same time as other people who were also looking. I went to change in a single cabin. Then I had two hats on my head; one pink and one furry on top. I came back to Jérémy and told him about my bathroom adventures. He told me he had already shown me where the bathroom was on a map several weeks ago. I told him it had been a long time and I didn't remember. He suggested that I always take a photo of the plan and send it to myself by email so I have access to it at all times. I told Jérémy that in my opinion anyone with technical knowledge could be a web entrepreneur, but that the real key to success was to be like Steve Jobs; disciplined, organized, reliable.

Dream #2: The zombie battle

Share: Dad woke me up and I was happy and also not to have had the smells in the dream. I am with Pierre-Paul (a “stupid” teenager who is trying to go out with a girl) in a castle, we have to go out, so we run but without being exhausted. In a huge plain, everyone is fighting because they are looking for us. The Germans, the French and the USA fight with their hands and shields. It's only the Swiss Germans who fight with spears against us. We are dressed with a billiard ball, like armor. The plain is closed by large walls and forest, except in front, where it is closed with a small wall where everyone can pass over. Then I see zombies eating each other. In the plain there are two worlds. One from today, and one from Napoleon's time, and zombies are also in this world. I'm also in the Napoleon era and Pierre-Paul is in the present day, and people in the world these days believe it's a film, but it's reality, I'm getting beaten. Afterwards the zombies hit me, bite me because they want my skin, there is blood everywhere, I have bruises everywhere, I am like Lara Croft**. I can't take it anymore, I'm going to give Pierre-Paul a hug to comfort me and I'm going back to that time.

**Lara Croft is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Tomb Raider video game series. She is presented as a beautiful, intelligent and athletic archaeologist, who ventures around the world into ancient tombs and ruins fraught with danger. Critics see Lara Croft as an important video game character in popular culture. She is also considered a sex symbol, one of the first in this industry.

Then two zombie leaders decide to go hunting and go over the small wall and the other zombies are tired of being mistreated, and since the leaders aren't there, I suggest they leave. But ultimately I prefer not because I worry that they will come back sooner and kill us. Then I see a lot of dead zombies in several pieces and others are pushing the body parts (and it's really awful and I hear the sounds of bones). And instead of eating the dead, I suggest they build a small wooden morgue with shelves where we can place the dead on top of each other and we can put candles. And a woman without purpose hits a man's body against a post and he is not yet dead and he groans and the woman to soothe his pain bites his chest where he has bitten the heart to soothe his pain, because they have no other way of doing things. And they are happy to have this funeral center because it saves them from eating the bodies of their families. But the two leaders are not happy and go back through the small wall to be able to return to the plain. And suddenly the water comes out of the wall and it becomes a huge hurricane and the bosses say that it doesn't matter, that me and Pierre-Paul are going to leave. And so he gave me an idea because I would have stayed and gotten eaten, because I was kind of responsible for all those zombies dying; the water will throw us against the big wall behind. I take Pierre-Paul by the hand and pull him so that he doesn't drown, but I don't take the other people and I open and close the door and there is no more water. We are in a large room and we are rebuilding countries, notably Japan, and our goal is to rebuild the world and we go from room to room. Pierre-Paul says that ultimately it's not the world that we have to rebuild, but films, because it was a bit like a film about the world but in reality. We reconstruct the Titanic and other films and I see Zofia (wants to grow up too quickly, a lot of seduction, has already had a lot of boyfriends) and Sabine (Zofia's mother, doesn't always see that her daughter doesn't act fair to the boys, is too lax) on the Titanic, but it was an ocean liner these days that was not going to sink.